Fanny Fresh PPE Kit

Meet the Fanny Fresh PPE Kit – that’s Pussy Pampering Equipment, darling. Because let’s be honest, every queen deserves to keep her crown jewels in tip-top condition. Equal parts practical and hysterical, this essential kit keeps things trimmed, spritzed, and – well – socially acceptable.

Inside you’ll find precision scissors for delicate pruning, a mini spray bottle for your signature spritz (or whatever you dare fill it with), and a nose peg for those moments when you’re getting a bit too... personal.

It’s the perfect combination of laughter and light hygiene – making it an unforgettable hen party favour, a killer Secret Santa surprise, or the ideal cheeky Valentine’s gift. Whether you’re gifting it or giving yourself the giggles, this kit guarantees a clean sweep of comedy gold.

Fresh. Funny. Fabulous. Just how we like it

Funny parody “PPE Kit” for laughs and novelty appeal

Includes scissors, spray bottle, and nose peg

Perfect gag gift, hen party, or Secret Santa