Silent Alarm Clock

This Silent Alarm Clock is certain to get any lazy bum out of bed. Just burn the wick on the candle and stick between the cheeks, ready for a sudden wake up call.*

Make sure you wedge it to the correct hour and lie on your belly, ready for a lovely snooze. Hopefully you don't fart whilst sleeping because that could blow out your alarm clock before the hour of rising... or cause a major fire.

Ideal for colleagues and friends who are always late to work or social events due to oversleeping.

*Please don't actually do any of the above when receiving this novelty gift.