Hairy Mary

Jokeshop

€28.00 €35.00

Lifeguards just aren't what they used to be. There was a time back in the late 80s / early 90s when you couldn't turn on the television without being bombarded by blonde, buxom beauties bouncing along the beach in slow-motion.

Now in this post-Baywatch world we are left with a slightly less appealing beach-bound hero, Anita Waxin. Sure, she has a couple of great assets which help her fill her roll as sexy lifeguard, but she has a slight problem in the body hair department!maximum of chest 44 inches.

This hilarious fancy dress costume consists of a red swimsuit (with flesh-coloured upper legs), and even features a massive pair of over-sized padded boobs. The part of the costume that will get everyone talking of course is Anita's hirsute nether regions! Creeping out from under her red swimsuit are a few stray pubic hairs... well, actually there's quite a lot!

Please Note: Blonde wig not included.
Hairy Man